i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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