When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
honey bunches of taint.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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