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He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...

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(716): View more from New York

come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now

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(224): View more from Illinois

i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.

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(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

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Who is this?!????

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That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.

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(256): View more from Alabama

She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm so gassy and it's your fault.

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