I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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