he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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