let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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