He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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