I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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