Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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