I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i just had sex bonerless
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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