I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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