What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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