I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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