Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize