Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He did a backflip because drugs
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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