It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Help me help you realize you are a moron
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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