sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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