He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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