Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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