He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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