She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
