Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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