Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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