Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
