you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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