it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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