I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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