Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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