Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You can't just leave with hair like that
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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