Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
