Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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