but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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