Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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