sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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