I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he thought i was a dude.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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