I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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