If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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