I'd wear matching sweaters with you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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