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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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• (718): View more from New York

  He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress

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• (212): View more from New York

  Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I'm eating pizza in the bathtub

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Heading there now. Already have a boner.

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