I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.