sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Shame - the story of my life.
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