garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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