Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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