It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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