David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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