Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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