Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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