It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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