you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
operation have a gay friend backfired
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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