Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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