Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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