Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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