just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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