She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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