Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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