i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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