Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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