Small penises have feelings too.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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