You work out of a Hotel?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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