Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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