what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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