bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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